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kastiakbc:

veganvibez:

found the best twitter 

I was angry until i read the tweets

(via variousbirds)

jamesfactscalvin:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

(via ultrafacts)

pls

  • ♂ =  I am a boy who has a crush on you
  • ♀ = I am a girl who has a crush on you
  • () = I am a non binary person who has a crush on you
  • * = just delete your tumblr already
  • æ = Post a picture of yourself
  • $ = You’re awesome
  • # = I love your blog
  • @ = You’re beautiful
  • + = i hate you.
  • % = You’re ugly
  • & = I wish we were close
  • ~ = I wish we were friends in real life
  • ? = I relate to a lot of the same things you go through 
  • ! = You inspire me

(via machinefuckr)

railroadsoftware:

bro you look so cute right now dude. dude you are so fucking adorable 

(via sirstevegrogers)

original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

(via getkirbystomped)

steambot-timelord:

ashkenazi-autie:

eileenthequeen:

eileenthequeen:

So apparently in my sister’s class, there was a trans girl that had been on the cheerleading squad for a while. When she came out, the other girls on the squad made the agreement that whatever boy made fun of her would never get a date. And if you think that’s not the most metal girl alliance ever, you can sit down.

Wow, 500 notes

Girls protecting girls.

GIRLS PROTECTING GIRLS

(via getkirbystomped)

feistie:

lightofmeridian:

is that benedict cumberbatch

I WAS LITERALLY GOING TO WRITE THAT CAPTION AND THEN I SCROLLED DOWN

(via getkirbystomped)

necromantiqua:

*snorts a line of pumpkin spice* soon

(via theangelswerecasd)

durpacerangerrogjro:

IT’S BEEN OVER A YEAR SINCE I SAW THIS POST I’M SO HAPPY

(via variousbirds)

captainhanni:

 ✪ BELIAL AND RENO @ TAPASTIC 

well??! it happened. please consider it still in the ‘experimental’ phase, i did the prologue as a cute way to kickstart the comic, i may come up with different update styles and methods. PLEASE SUBSCRIBE ON TAPASTIC! i’d also be so grateful if people could reblog this post and spread the word about my gross characters. follow-up post to come!

hhantu:

franfrancatman:

My dad and I made this fishtank for my mum for Christmas a few years ago with dollhouse furniture. I thought it was pretty rad

i cant believe your mom is a fish

(via variousbirds)

slipstreamborne:

This is the dirtiest joke I have ever seen on a kids show jesus christ their faces.

(via theangelswerecasd)

awwww-cute:

My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace

(via rawesomesauce)

toinfinityandbeyonce:

MY ANACONDA DONT

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